no party for you

You are not welcome in either the republican or democratic party if you are:

against dhs
against tsa
against patriot act i, ii
against ndaa 2012
against iraq war
against afghanistan war
against guantanamo
against abu ghraib
against bush
against obama
against public-private partnerships
against israel
against fascism
against communism
against religion
against drones
against federalizing police
against warmongering
against attacking iran
against antagonizing russia
against antagonizing china
against antagonizing venezula
against antagonizing north korea
against sacrificing our troops
believe 911 was an inside job