Saturday, June 29, 2013

old-timer wisdom (feet and rib cage)

[old-timer] ... if you find yourself outside during winter, without shoes, and need to warm your feet ... find a cow lying down and make her move ... the ground under her will be warm and you can stand there to get out of the snow ... or you can find a fresh cow patty and stand in the middle of it ... that will really warm your feet ...

... if you shoot up a coyote, and it's not quite dead, and you are out of ammo ... step on its rib cage ... that'll kill it.

(how does a coyote kill a calf? ... by the ankle and the guts)